儿呀,娘想做你家的一条狗
儿呀,娘想做你家的一条狗 儿呀,娘昨天去菜市场,
想拣起菜贩卖剩的菜叶,
和一个空空的水果箱。
不小心碰脏了一个姑娘的花衣裳,
那个姑娘回过头,
狠狠地说:
“狗东西,慌什么慌?”。
听到这句话,娘好高兴。
因为,儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
你找到了好工作,
还住上了大楼房。
你找了个娇媳妇,
还买了汽车,彩电,电冰箱。
娘还住在老屋里呀,
下雨的时候,
和你爹望着房顶
——心里直发慌。
儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
你很少打电话,
你说,电话费贵呦!
你还要省钱为你家的狗狗买狗粮。
你爹变得爱唠叨了,
你娘什么事也都健忘。
天天看着你的照片想:
儿呀,娘什么时候也能吃上那香喷喷的狗粮。
儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
天冷了,
你为狗铺个温暖的窝,
不忘记给它补充营养
还给它买了一件漂亮的花衣裳。
你爹糊涂了,
炖白菜时,
总是放了盐来又放糖。
还总唠叨着,
说我老忘记了给他补补
——他那件旧衣裳。
儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
晚上,你牵着狗去散步。
它摇着尾巴,你晃着脑袋
——真是好风光!
儿呀,什么时候带你爹娘去散步呀?
你爹的腿脚不方便,
你娘的风湿病呀,好多年了
——和你的年龄一个样。
儿呀,娘好想做你家的一条狗。
那一天,狗病了呀。
你和你的媳妇慌里又慌张。
你们带它去看病,
买了:白金、肾宝、葡萄糖。
还有一天,你爹的哮喘病犯了!
娘背不动他,
三更半夜,
幸亏邻居把他抬上床。
听说,有个女人踩死一条狗,
还把一只猫踩出了肚肠。
你愤怒了,
骂她是禽兽,骂她全家都死光。
你说,
狗也是生命呀,你说狗比人强。
儿呀!
你说得对,
娘也觉得,养狗要比养儿强。
儿呀,记住!
狗也会生子呀,
娘有一个愿望:
但愿来世,
娘做你的狗宝宝!
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